babies, the best accessories!
I think I would like a baby to dress in outfits to coordinate with my kitchen.
Or my favorite dessert.
a better book title
Justin Long’s biography: It’s a Long Story
Martin Short’s biography: It’s a Short Story
Chelsea Handler’s tell-all book by her agents, boyfriends, publicists, etc.: Chelsea’s Handlers
Russell Brand biography: Different brand of humor
Dwayne Johnson’s cookbook: Between a Rock and a hard place
bed of my dreams
The Avery bed from Pottery Barn will ensure sweet dreams. For the nightmarish price of $1,099.
sex machine
I’m too new to the YMCA to know what every single machine is called, but there is one cardio machine that’s a lot like the elliptical machine I’m rather fond of. It’s like a bouncy castle.
I alternate between three locations and one day while at the Y near my house, I was putting in my thirty minutes on said machine. A girl about my age saddled up on the one next to mine. She was about fifteen minutes in when she started panting and making these noises like she was having sex.
