I’m too new to the YMCA to know what every single machine is called, but there is one cardio machine that’s a lot like the elliptical machine I’m rather fond of. It’s like a bouncy castle.
I alternate between three locations and one day while at the Y near my house, I was putting in my thirty minutes on said machine. A girl about my age saddled up on the one next to mine. She was about fifteen minutes in when she started panting and making these noises like she was having sex.